Slope Records T-Shirts Are Here

Whether you’re standing in line at the DMV or cleaning up splattered vomit from the night (or two) before, one thing’s for sure, you’re gonna need a shirt. Lucky for you, along with bringing you the best D.I.Y. original punk rock vinyl has to offer, we just so happen to be in the covering-your-torso business as well. Even better, Slope records now has 6 killer original T-Shirt designs to choose from featuring artwork from our upcoming Exterminators and Nip Drivers albums. Check out what we’re slangin’ below, and plaster one of these babies on your damaged hide.

Nip Drivers - Destroy Whitey Album Cover T-Shirt

Don’t you want to get in this car? It’s the Destroy Whitey car and whether you want to admit it or not, whitey’s going down. Enjoy whitey’s demise in this comfy shirt and get’em while you can. T-Shirt comes in white, is made with 100% soft cotton (soft hand printing) and includes a small Slope Records logo on the left sleeve.

Nip Drivers Destroy Whitey Cover T-Shirt - Slope Records

Nip Drivers - Logo T-Shirt

Before Nirvana and Forrest Gump made smiley faces on t-shirts all the rage, there was the Nip Drivers. Consume, motherfucker, consume. T-Shirt comes in black, is made with 100% soft cotton (soft hand printing) and includes a small Slope Records logo on the left sleeve.

Nip Drivers Logo T-Shirt - Slope Records

Nip Drivers - Geisha Suicide T-Shirt

She’s ending it all because she’s not on your chest. Have you saved a life today, sweetheart? If not, send us your money and we’ll send you what’s left of her. T-Shirt comes in gray, is made with 100% soft cotton (soft hand printing) and includes a small Slope Records logo on the left sleeve.

Nip Drivers Geisha Suicide T-Shirt - Slope Records

Exterminators - Product Of America Album Cover T-Shirt

Tell the world how much you love Exterminators’ Product of America record by sporting the cover proudly across your chest. Have we ever told you how good you look in red, white, and black? Well, you will definitely look quite smashing in this virtual time travel machine that brings these products of the seventies to your record player and wardrobe today. T-Shirt comes in black and is made with 100% soft cotton (soft hand printing).

Exterminators Product of America Album Cover T-Shirt - Slope Records

Exterminators - Mugshots T-Shirt

Your wardrobe says a lot about you, doesn’t it? The different shades of black hanging in your closet or folded in your drawer (or stolen milk crate) have defined you pretty well until now. Now you need an Exterminators t-shirt featuring each member of the band in all their glory. It’s a conversation starter, just like you. T-Shirt comes in black and is made with 100% soft cotton (soft hand printing).

Exterminators Product of America Mugshots T-Shirt - Slope Records

Slope Records T-Shirt

The brand that started it all. Your days of longing to live a relevant and meaningful existence are finally here. Cover your torso pieces with our top-quality screen-printed Slope Records brand t-shirts ready to be boxed and shipped directly to your door. Act now, and we’ll even fold the fucking thing for you. T-Shirt comes in black and is made with 100% soft cotton (soft hand printing).

Slope Records Logo T-Shirt - Slope Records

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